It's New Year and I'm Broke!

If you can't pay the bills, how are you going to afford a ticket abroad to sell your kidney?
It is actually illegal to sell body parts in the UK so your first plan of selling the complete body, say on street corner, would probably be the better one.

You have had a good Christmas and brought in the New Year in style, nothing wrong with that.  All you need to do now is get down to the benefits office.  They will ensure that you want for nothing, you can have a full sky television subscription, a four wheel drive car, holidays at least twice a year and lots of other luxury goods - you can see this on any council estate where people are unemployed. 
Don't worry about a thing, there is really no need!

I'm sure that's not true - there are some people out there who really struggle financially.  Those conning the system do exist but are in the minority.

from what i've seen where I live most of the people there are living it up.