This is the Pits

Oh god you are disgusting woman!!
Hairy armpits went out with the cavemen, the French just haven't evolved!!
French men cannot smell their women because they all have adenoid problems, have you ever heard one talk!!
English men, however, are far more refined and would smell a women with hairy armpits at seven paces and so it could never become fashionable in this country.

If you spray a hairy armpit with deodorant you create a snow storm which is hazardous at the best of times.

A nice cleanly shaved armpit is the only way to go - so stop being tight and get out there and buy yourself some razors.
Dragony Auntie