Penguin joke

A man was driving down the motorway with a car full of penguins. Penguins sticking out the windows, penguins sticking out the sunroof, penguins everywhere. A copper pulled him over and told him if he didn't want a ticket he'd better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he would and drove off.


The next day, the same motorway, the same guy, the same copper and the same penguins, only this time the penguins were wearing sunglasses. The cop pulled over the guy and said ''I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!'' ''I did'' said the guy, ''today I'm taking them to the beach''.