Ho! Ho! Ho! What do you want for Christmas? Write your letter to Santa right here on Bideford People.

By FatherXmas at 14:43 on 08/12/09

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Ho! Ho! Ho! What do you want for Christmas? Write your letter to Santa right here on Bideford People.

By FatherXmas at 14:43 on 08/12/09
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Dear Father Christmas

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth - I wonder how many people are old enough to remember that song!

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Actually I would really love a peaceful Christmas, a blanket of snow and just enough sherry to get me tiddly without a dreadful hangover.

I will leave the mince pies out for you.

Granny Greenteeth

By grannygreen at 16:00 on 08/12/09
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Dear Santa,
I have lots of inportant questions to ask you....
Do the elves ever annoy you? like do they make the wrong presents for children?
and how do you know if children are good or bad?
how do you get through the chimney?
are you an elf you'r self?
do you get presents?
do you atually eat?
were do you get the material to make presents? are you rich then?
how did you get the raindeer?
do you atually HAVE raindeer?
how do you eat all the mince pies?
do you eat all the mince pies?
do your elves eat all the mince pies?
are the elves atually yours?
are they atually elves?
are they knomes?
are knomes bad?
are knomes GOOD?

do you atually LIKE mince pies?

and the moast inportant question.....

I would like
some clothes, (nice ones)
some special earings,
and a BIG surprise!!!!!!!
and some other things if you can.......

CAN YOU GET THEM FOR ME?

Thank you santa,

Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you, Mrs Claus, Dancer, Prancer, and uh....... wait a minute... Dasher, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and BLITZEN! and all the elves....

from Dotty_mac

PS i have been a good girl this year.

By Dotty_Mac at 17:29 on 08/12/09
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Dotty Mac

If you are familiar with the poem "The Night Before Christmas" you will know that yes, I am a jolly old elf.

I am sure that you, as any clever young lady would, believe in magic. When one believes in magic anything is possible. So, this should answer most of your questions.

Those poor grown-ups and naughty children who do not believe in Father Christmas have lost the magic of Christmas. I still wish them well and maybe one day the jingle of bells and the sound of reindeer hooves on the roof may sound in their ears once more.

Well done for being a good girl, be kind to others (as I know you usually are), help out at home (as I know you usually do) and may all your wishes come true.

I'll tell you a little secret - it's the mince pies that keep me going - so don't forget!

Love and happiness

Father Christmas aka Santa Claus

By FatherXmas at 15:09 on 09/12/09
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Dear Santa

For Christmas this year please could you arrange for Joe to win the XFactor?

Thank you.

p.s. I have been very good too!

By Nonnie_Mouse at 17:08 on 09/12/09
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