Is Gok Wan Wrong? I Don't Look Good Naked!

Dear Dragony Auntie

I don't look good naked!  Do I need to?  Gok's got me thinking ....

Dear Barney_Bloggs
Try not to worry about it, most people don't look good naked - they either have wrinkly bits, saggy bits or droopy bits which stick out.
Saggy bits come in useful to hide the wrinkly bits The droopy bits that stick out can serve as great drinks holders and the wrinkly bits - well they are hidden by the saggy bits!! If you have any remaining wrinkly bits showing they are useful for keeping your change in as if you are naked you have nowhere else to keep it.

Just remember a 40 year old looks good to a 60 year old and a 60 year old looks good to a 90 year old - just mix in different circles and you'll be fine!

As for Gok, would you want to see him naked?